Féile 2016 

Football

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Fixtures

Sunday

• SEMI FINAL RESULT. DLS 2-06 : 0-01 Waterville.  Abso-fuckin-lutely

• Shield Final @13.00 Sunday in Dirreen (wherever the fuck that is). Legion GAA Club in Killarney. Versus Ballydonoghue

• FINAL RESULT: DLS 5:06 – 0:02. Paudie and Christy’s red and white army win their 2nd national title in 3 years. What a serious achievement. We’ll done to all involved.

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DLS V St. Patricks

Half Time: DLS 1-00 : 1-05 St. Pats

Goal by Rueben “golden boots” O’Halloran

Full Time: DLS 2-01 : 1-08

Penalty goal by Sean Tra. Takin after his ould fella. Never missed one himself! !!

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DLS V Renard

Half Time: DLS 0-01 : 1-08 Renard

Maurice Fitzgeralds 2 nephews playing football on a different planet for the home side. Strong wind with us for 2nd half.

Full Time: DLS 3-04 : 2-09

The greatest comeback ever seen in Renard. Almost!!! Great effort from the lads with hat trick from Alex Keane. Brought it back to a 1 point game with 2 to go but a late goal settled the tie.

Onwards to the Corran in Waterville for porter and the figure out how the camper van got stuck…

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DLS V Waterville

Half Time: DLS 4:02 -0:00

Goals from Alex Keane x 2, Kieren Kennedy and Kieren O’Sullivan.

Full Time: DLS 6:05 – 1-02

Goals from Alex Keane x 2 and Rueben.

Off to Cahersiveen  (home of Louis Nolan bookmakers) for 2.00 1/4 Final.

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DLS V St. Michael’s (1/4 Final)

Half Time: DLS 4:01 – 0:02 Michael’s 

Goals by Rueben Alex Keane Conor Walsh and Kieren Kennedy.

One way traffic…..

Full Time: DLS 8:03 – 1:05

Goal by Sultan x 2 and Alex Keane x 2. That’s the early bus home fucked for the morning. Paudie smelling his 2nd national title in 3 years.

DLS V Waterville (1/2 Final)

Half Time: DLS 1:02 -0:00 Waterville 

Goal by Alex Keane. Better side but not making all the posession count…

Full Time: DLS 2:06 – 0-01

Goal by the Sultan of swing

Final @ 13:00 in Dirreen Killarney against Ballydonoghue

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DLS V Ballydonoghue (Final)

Half Time: DLS 1:02 – 0:00 

Game on.. .

GOAL!! Alex Keane after 2 mins

Winning 1-02 : 0-00 after 10 mins..

We’ll on top at half time but too many wasted chances…

Full Time: DLS 5:06 – 0:02

GOAL!! Alex Keane after 10 secs

GOAL!! Rueben after 2 mins

GOAL! ! Alex Keane after 5 mins

4-03 : 0-00 after 6 mins 2nd half . We can smell it now

Just up.  4-06 : 0-02

Goal!! Kieren Kennedy

Full Time: DLS 5:06 – 0:02

ALL OVER

DLS ARE FÉILE CHAMPIONS ONCE MORE

ABSOLUTELY ECHOING ALL OVER KILLARNEY

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Renard GAA Club and Kerry police looking for Waterford man who lodges van against 1 pillar in Kerry in front of 400 people. Nearly took the side off trevors new BMW while he was at it. How he managed it is a mystery. Video footage to follow….

His last project in Germany was a success.

Took down a wall handy. .

His next project in China will be interesting. ..

Shenanigans inside the camper van. 3 potential witnesses

Meanwhile back at Mickoville

Pat Twomey with Waterville’s very own Conor Ahearne

Two legends

First hurlers on St. Mary’s pitch since 1956…

Parade Grand Martials

We’ll be ok once the fella who got a lend of a camper van doesn’t come through the town centre

Evil Kinievel retired to Cahersiveen in the late 80’s

Some fella called O’Sullivan asked us for autographs and a photo

Paudi celebrating outside Louis Nolans

Very worrying. Think the pressure is getting to the gaffer.

Great night in Cable O’Learys last night. No relation to Tom or Chicken.

Meanwhile back in Cahersiveen a new camper van has been sourced. Should get the lads home by Tuesday.

The Sultan of swing

The Gaffer with his latest national medal. More than the whole of Cork put together he tells me.

Champions

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Itinerary / Directions

• Start at ten at Cleaboy car park.
• First match in Renard at 5-45.
• For Fridays matches go to Killarney take ring of Kerry route, Kilorglin, then to Caherciveen, Renard is sign posted on way to Valentia Island Ferry
• Click on links below below for links to Reanard, Skellig Lodge and Waterville GAA:
• Click for Directions to Renard Gaa Cahersiveen – 51°55’46.5″N 10°15’44.7″W
• Click for Directions to Skellig Lodge – 51°49’25.1″N 10°16’58.8″W
• Click for Directions to Waterville GAA – 51°49’46.1″N 10°10’28.4″W

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 Fixtures for Div 10